At what point does a purchase become worthy of "Congratulations"?
"Hey, congratulations on that pack of gum, man! Sweet! Wrigley's? Dude!!! With the flavor specks! Can I see it?"
"Woah, new bottle of whiskey? Cool! It's a Dickel! 1994? Smooooth! Congratulations, man!"
"Nice shoes, man, are they new?! Congratulations! Dig the stitching. Vibram soles? Sweeet!"
Anyway.... that's my twisted brain for ya.